hearing juicy gossip


(via onlylolgifs)

  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)

"if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?"

one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via cacophobix)


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(Source: witchury, via awessom3)

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself


how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via dampgl00m)